"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen

I’m 51 years old. Something happens to your body when you get to be middle age. The things that you want to do you no longer should. Women can blame it on menopause, but men go through changes also. Although they may be more subtle. ( Read more... )

 
A Disgruntled Attorney Named Jello

Thought writing would make him more Mellow

He wailed at the Moon

Some Thought him a Loon

And he vowed to be a more happy Fellow.

That may be the first Limerick that I have ever written or said that didn’t contain a rhyme for Nantucket!

I’ve been told that I sound angry and depressed. For today that attitude will change ( Read more... )

 Why do I write?  Because I am going through a midlife crisis, and I can do this without guilt!

How can you have a midlife crisis at 50? Few males live to 100.   Calling it a late in life crisis sounds too depressing.  so I'll continue my state of denial and call it a midlife crisis.

I am an Attorney.  I hate being an Attorney.  I may be the worst ( Read more... )